Heart Palpitations At The KFC

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
my-insanity-is-an-artform
phoenixyfriend

Another really funny plot concept for "Jedi leave the Republic for their own safety/survival well before the war hits" is that Dooku goes out, claims his title as Count of Serenno, and then just invites his entire ten-thousand-strong extended Jedi Family to join him.

Who's going to stop him? His planetary government, that he's in charge of and can easily convince that Jedi are a good thing for agriculture and education and medicine? The Republic?

Sidious is left staring because not only did he fail to make this rich old former Jedi fall, but the rich old former Jedi stole all the Jedi he was in charge of, including ten-year-old Skywalker.

lovepsychothefirst

#time travel dooku does this just to be an asshole to sheev#turns back to the light just specifically to spite sheev#helps make the republic better specifically just to spite sheev#i'd read 100k of it#especially if oh no moppet skywalker is actually kind of adorable tags via gffa (and are awesome)

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grimeclown

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

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“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

wizardshark

Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down